Apparently, the taxpayer-funded debacle that is the Randy Parton Theater in Roanoke Rapids is having trouble filling the 1,500 seats for shows.
So now they have gone out and hired a public relations/marketing firm to advertise the theater for them.
Did they ever think that it may be the product that is the problem?
"Come see Randy Parton! Sure, you’ve heard of him!
He’s Dolly’s brother! He had two top-30 hits in 1981!"
Wow, who wouldn’t want to pack up the family and drive out to Roanoke Rapids to see that?
What’s next in the name of "economic development?" The Frank Stallone theater in Sylva?